Cocktail Onions

I am apparently attracted to douchebags…

Seriously. I think this guy is faaaahhhheeeeen. (Yeah. I don't have much on my mind lately, and I'm as busy as ever...)

Turn the tub around ♫

I love you Megan Mullally, you and your ability to make a butter commercial the coolest thing since sliced bread. (See what I did there?) Thanks go to Eric and his Facebook for turning me on to this.

What the fuck are they putting in Friskies nowadays?

It's like that cat stepped into the afterlife of The Lovely Bones.

My thoughts on RE5 Gold Edition…

— Lost in Nightmares is so simply amazing that it's easier to list the few flaws it has, that being that it's too damn short, and that there's just not enough enemy combat. The scenario is only one SUB-chapter long (as opposed to an entire chapter of the main game), and it is broken up basically into two sections: above ground (inside the estate) and below ground (in the gruesome experimental dungeons and the sewers). Above ground is eery as fuck, and many of the rooms mimic the mansion in the f...

RE5 Gold Edition DLC – “Lost in Nightmares” + Costumes and More, Available on X-Box 360 Tomorrow, PS3 Thursday! (Updated)

Update - Capcom got it backwards and released Costume Pack 2 today instead of 1. So you get little-red-ridin'-Sheva and I-can-see-your-nipples-Chris today. (That's fine by me. I much enjoy Chris's nipples.) Resident Evil 5 is what I would call a system-seller. I had absolutely no interest whatsoever in owning an X-Box 360 or Playstation 3 until this game came gallivanting into their libraries. It was not only my first true next-generation gaming console (a category I exclude the Wii from)...

Weekly Onion Round-up 2/12

Let's do an early round-up to make up for being a day late last week. I got a little bit more fodder to work with this week... Or rather, less things that I have more to gab on about. — Music for Relief released 4 more tracks — The "Download to Donate to Haiti" album has been given four more tracks which can be downloaded, free of charge, at the Music for Relief website. This includes "Butterfly" by Weezer, "Slipstream" by The Crystal Method, "Gold Guns Girls" by Metric, and "Times Like These...

Dora gets fat and hangs out with Jesus

You will wildly benefit from watching these hilarious Flash videos of a little girl narrating stories about Dora the Explorer, presumably animated by her incredibly talented father. Sometimes I wish I could have a kid so I could manipulate their inane cuteness for cybernetic recognition. (Thanks for sharing, Sketch.) http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-gets-fat.php http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/dora-jesus-cartoon.php

Furniture so ugly, you won’t even want to put your ass on it!

I’m such a fuck’n girl.

It's a little known fact that I was absolutely obsessed with the Sailor Moon reruns that used to play on Cartoon Network. Aside from Pokémon, it was the first anime I really got into. I had every single episode (from the four seasons that were dubbed) on VHS tape, self-recorded, commercial-free. It was, quite frankly, an obsession. I'd love to actually own all of the series (in original uncut, subtitled format) on DVD, but that is an extremely costly investment. Anyway, I digress. Apparently ...

Weekly Onion Round-Up 2/7

Hello, my little onions. I'm a liar, a dirty liar. These are the eyes of a liar. Because I don't really have anything to round up this week. At least, not anything that would interest you in the smallest atom-sized bit. I've been a Mexican slave for the last few weeks, and I intend to continue such a routine. And why is that? Because Papa's got his eyes on some fancy new things. I need to pick the fruit of such labor. Such as the brand spank'n new computer I'm using at this very moment. Finally,...