Cocktail Onions

Lady Gaga is too easy to parody…

... but it doesn't make it any less fun! Thanks again, smexy Joel.

No more Mr. Brown Eye

I cannot even begin to express just how fucking hilarious this is. What's more hilarious is the handful of friends I have that will probably invest in these. You know who you are. Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side. Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazar...

Weekly Onion Round-Up 1/30

I can't say there's a tremendous amount that has interested me this week. It's probably from all the work I've continued to amass, and that the few remaining hours left unsold to my employer have been consumed by Tatsunoko Vs. Capcom. Then again, maybe some things DID pique my interest, but the Bloody Marys coursing through my veins could be suppressing my short term memory at the moment. Regardless, I didn't want to miss my onion round-up on its one week inception-versary, so here's SOMETHING f...

Share the Love with Armani Exchange

I haven't been working crazy hours this week, but in exchange, I have allowed Tatsunoko VS. Capcom to completely ingest my soul. So... I'm not going to really write tonight since I have to go play some more... But I took enough time out of my busy schedule to share one of the coolest (and hottest) pro-gay ad campaigns I've ever seen. For Armani Exchange's Valentine's campaign, we get three couples... a straight couple, and two gay couples. I'm so fortunate to be gay in a time when it's finall...

Weekly Onion Round-Up 1/23

I haven't been writing a tremendous amount lately considering my 50-60 hour work weeks. (Hey, Papa needs a new computer.) For that, I do apologize. I wanted to start a sort of weekly wrap-up thing-a-ma-bob for quick little tidbits I've collected throughout the week (mostly gaming-related) that I find particularly interesting. I call it the "Weekly Onion Round-Up." For its debut however, everything is going to be fairly... outdated. So if any of this is old news (for, you know, the three peopl...

Haiti needs our help. Here are a few ways I think you should donate.

I'm not one to keep too in-tune with current events. Seeing how topics like United States politics seems to put such a rift between people, I am intentionally ignorant to said topics in order to avoid bias. But you don't need to know much about the horrible earthquake in Haiti to know that they need help. From everyone. Here are my two favorite ways charity groups are popularizing on American culture to get some money in the right direction. Cell Phones Save Lives Oh, America. How spoiled...

iCarly just keeps getting better and better.

The new iCarly special (which very unfortunately is only a normal-length episode) is looking to be pretty huge, and may possibly be that "iThink They Kissed" sequel we've all been waiting for. Yes, we know Freddie saves Carly from certain doom. But I had no idea just what that would escalate into... The first real promo for the episode was hinting the two would kiss when Carly is leaning in to Freddie at his bedside. However, the newest promo shows much more... Not only do they kiss, but they...

A Bad Romance parody so fun that Gaga herself tweeted about it.

It makes me wish I had a video camera when I was in high school... (Thanks Joel for pointing this out to me. You're mmm mmm smexy.)

What would you do if you lost your camera memory card with all of your vacation photos?

Imagine you just spent a wonderful vacation in Orlando, FL with your family, including locations such as Disney World, the Gator Bowl, and various hot-spots throughout the city for the big 2010 New Years celebration. Now imagine amidst the hustle-and-bustle of the Orlando International Airport that you lost your SD camera memory card that held about 550 photographs of your vacation and a handful of video files. That's nightmarish, is it not? Not only did you lose a teeny-tiny memory card, ...

I think Donald Duck officially needs pants now.

Add this to my sick-fucker list, somewhere in between Mr. Hands, Buck Angel, and the gay incestuous Peters twins. A certain article has been in pretty hot circulation on the net lately. Basically some scientists were researching duck reproduction or something, and they've brought to light the fact that male Muscovy ducks have behemoth corkscrew dicks, and female Muscovy ducks have these labyrinth-like vaginal canals. Many ducks form bonds between males and females that last for a mating seaso...