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Cutest commercial ever.

I am in LOVE with this commercial.

“Telephone” to be Lady Gaga’s next single

UPDATE: I finally found Gagapedia, a Wikia dedicated to Lady Gaga. And upon it, I discovered that Gaga herself has confirmed "Speechless" will be an eventual single. I knew it... Lady GaGa also confirmed in A Billy Bush interview that the ballad "Speechless" is going to be released as a single. The song encouraged her through her father's heart surgery. Joe Germanotta, her father, loves the song when performed by Lady GaGa on her grand piano. I love you, G... But this may break your consis...

Love triangle drama in the new iCarly special!

While watching tonight's new episode of iCarly, "iMove Out" (which, by the way, was one of the better episodes), we got a couple new promos for the series's fourth movie-sized iCarly episode set to air in December, "iQuit iCarly." Essentially, Sam and Carly have a huge fight of unknown origin that causes them to "break up" the show. (Basically the same general plot of season one's "iDon't Want to Fight" except extended to 60 minutes and a lot more dramatic.) One of the promos shows the two...

Don’t miss “iMove Out” this Saturday!

Make sure to tune into Nickelodeon this Saturday for the premiere of the newest iCarly episode, "iMove Out." Freddie has had it "up to here" with his obsessively protective mother, so what's he do? Well, in Seattle, apparently a 17-year-old-playing-a-15-year-old can move out onto his own without emancipating himself and live in some random basement in his apartment building. It's not supposed to make sense. It's just supposed to be funny. And considering this looks like the first Freddie-cent...

My two cents on Adam Glambert and his amazing technicolor jackassery.

Update 2: Upon faux-bickering with my work-wife (and raging Lambert-holic), it appears that I got some of my facts wrong in this post. So... Maybe any points I attempted to make in this post are moot now. But I still don't like the guy. Update: I've since been informed that ABC was not aware of Lambert's intentions from the rehearsals; all of the controversial moments in his performance were pure spontaneity. So then, although my position on networks and their responsibility to their audience...

Ode to Minions

I'm such a nerd. Brawl in the Family is essentially a web-based fan-comic (often in a 4koma format) that spawned around the time Super Smash Bros. Brawl was at the peak of its hype. It's cute, simple, and often centers on the little fan-servicey quirks of well-known video-game franchises (mostly Kirby and Mario) that only the heftiest of nerds will catch and appreciate. (It's a fun little time-killer, sort of like FMyLife, except instead of being morbid and cynical, it's just... cute.) ...

Lick My Ears: Lady Gaga VS Adam Lambert

Now let me disclaim this post by making it very clear that I have not watched American Idol since Chris Daughtry's season. Which means I also completely missed out on America's collective orgasm for Adam Lambert last season. Actually, that's partly a lie; I watched an episode near the end of the season for some reason, and in terms of hotness, Kris Allen was the unanimous victor in my book. (Although that's not exactly a fair comparison... I can't tell if there's a man, a woman, or even a human ...

Lick My Ears: “I’m Feeling You” by capsule

"Lick My Ears" will be a little series of posts I do concerning songs I've recently discovered that I think the rest of the world should listen to as well. Obviously I've already delved into such a concept already with all of the Gaga I've shared, but now let's make it a regular series, shall we? Today, I'm bringing you a cute little song from a Japanese electronica duo. For all of your xenophobes out there, give it a listen regardless; the voices are so robotized that you wouldn't really...

Lady Gaga VS Cartman VS Christopher Walken

The knowledge of its existence courtesy of my boss, Miss Yetina Octavia Dubois Harris Hyphen Jones. Click here for more Poker Face parodies.

Live Action Chase, Vol. 1: The Tickle-Me-Elmo Killer of Christmas 2009

My mind isn't in the right place to compose anything noteworthy tonight. Not that I'm in low spirits at all. I'm actually in extremely high spirits... And worn out. Productive day of working, working out, then a nice chill-out with tanning and an awesome bath. (Papa loves him the hot bath.) And since my Papa is stopping by tomorrow for a night of Chinese, drinking, and Wii, I don't anticipate writing much for the next couple days. SO IN THE MEANTIME, here's a random, extremely stupid video I ...