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		<title>Lady Gaga&#8217;s &#8220;Alejandro&#8221; Official Music Video</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gaga struts around without make-up, wearing bad math teacher wigs and AK-40&#8217;s on her cha-cha&#8217;s. Hot guys with bowl cuts prance around in speedos and stilettos. Simply put, I love this freak bitch SO much. Yeah, the video is weird. I can&#8217;t help but chuckle at some of the design choices. And I&#8217;m endlessly amazed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>REVIEW: 3D Dot Game Heroes &#8211; This is why I usually talk myself out of buying games&#8230; [REVISED]</title>
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For me, 3D Dot Game Heroes (herein known as 3DGH) was an investment of pure whim. It wasn’t until I saw some dot-composed heroes on my routine Mega Man blog-run that I had even heard of such a title. After some Wiki’ng, I learned what I needed to know. The game was supposed to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sixth-Graded Gaga-Beiber Hybrid Wows on YouTube</title>
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		<link>http://www.cocktailonions.bumpheli.com/?p=661</link>
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		<title>Marvel VS Capcom 3 announced</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It will be released on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game console in 2011. Marvel VS Capcom 3 is Capcom&#8217;s fifth installment in their versus series to feature Marvel characters, and the first to feature 3D graphics. Like its predecessor, it will feature a three-on-three tag-team based fighting system. Capcom has promised a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Lady Gaga weren&#8217;t famous&#8230;</title>
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		<title>Priest Off</title>
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		<title>Ricky Martin officially comes out.</title>
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Yeah, that&#8217;s right. Ricky Marty is officially on our team. (I guess it&#8217;s better than some of the other trash we have over here on the dark side&#8230;)
In other news, the sky is blue.
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		<link>http://www.cocktailonions.bumpheli.com/?p=634</link>
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		<title>Nintendo announces the &#8216;Nintendo 3DS&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I guess 3-D gaming is the next big thing. I&#8217;m at least glad I never invested into the Nintendo DSi or the DS Lite&#8230; I&#8217;m still rocking the clunky original DS model, complete with sticky buttons from when I spilled red soda on it a few years back.
Nintendo World Report&#8230; uhm, reports&#8230;
In a surprise announcement, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cocktailonions.bumpheli.com/?p=529</link>
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		<title>GaGa is cooking with pure WIN</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to my good friend Heat for pointing out this wonderfully delicious Cooking Mama parody art starring none other than Lady GaGa herself, complete with her &#8220;Telephone&#8221; get-up. I would definitely play a game about cooking poison honey for unsuspecting diner patrons. Major props to DeviantArt user capitannathan for his sexy portrayal of the freak [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.cocktailonions.bumpheli.com/?p=526</link>
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		<title>Malpractice with Dr. Mario</title>
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