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Comment on REVIEW: 3D Dot Game Heroes – This is why I usually talk myself out of buying games… [REVISED] by Rues

Rues — Tue, 25 May 2010 16:17:27 +0000

Alright where to start. You are reviewing a game you only had for 1 day. You bought it instead of rented it even though you weren’t sure you’d like it. Now to the actual critique of your review. This game is much more than just a Zelda rip (if you would’ve actually played it you would’ve seen that), even if it is modeled after it. With many places to explore (and return to), and things to collect and many quests to complete for NPCs. Graphics are modeled to give the feeling of the retro games that doesn’t mean they can’t add some flare to it (such as the reflective floor, and the sprakling off the water, or how the camera adjusts to the light after exiting a dungeon. And maybe you haven’t noticed all the NES era references, but the game is SUPPOSED to be like Zelda, including the sounds and soundtrack, its not ripping Zelda off, but more like honoring it. Alright alright, you get my point, i didn’t like your review of it, i feel the exact opposite of you to this game. But seriously, what kind of asshole writes a review of a game he hardly played? Not only that, but you also clearly missed the point of the game, to be EXTREMELY close to the original Zelda. You also didn’t mention all the Dragon Warrior references either, such as the magic casting sound, or at the beginning you start by talking to the king. After reading this review i think you are a complete moron and will never take any of your other reviews seriously.

Comment on I’m such a fuck’n girl. by ashley

ashley — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:45:05 +0000

I don’t have to, you’ve already drawn me as a sailor moon character!!! Thanks

Comment on Lady GaGa and Beyoncé do gay porn. by ashley

ashley — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:37:46 +0000

And what is the difference between this and “glambert” as you call my future husband??? LoL jus playin with ya fruitty pebbles!

Comment on My two cents on Adam Glambert and his amazing technicolor jackassery. by ashley

ashley — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:34:23 +0000

Ohh and I forgot to say yes I am a “lamberholic” so what at least we agree on Lady Gaga!! Love you <3

Comment on My two cents on Adam Glambert and his amazing technicolor jackassery. by ashley

ashley — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 01:30:48 +0000

Hey, this is your work wife speaking, and sorry for lashinh out at you! I appreciate the update, and your still my favorite! LoL

Comment on “Telephone” music video is pretty much awesome by Lady GaGa and Beyoncé do gay porn. - Cocktail Onions

Lady GaGa and Beyoncé do gay porn. - Cocktail Onions — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 22:21:29 +0000

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Tami Nutter — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:58:30 +0000

That is hilarious. I don’t know how you find this stuff.

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Comment on What would you do if you lost your camera memory card with all of your vacation photos? by Julia

Julia — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:39:12 +0000

I just lost my camera…..so I think it would have been nice if someone had handed it in at the airport…..