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Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Official Music Video

Gaga struts around without make-up, wearing bad math teacher wigs and AK-40's on her cha-cha's. Hot guys with bowl cuts prance around in speedos and stilettos. Simply put, I love this freak bitch SO much. Yeah, the video is weird. I can't help but chuckle at some of the design choices. And I'm endlessly amazed at how Gaga can double the length of a 4 minute song for a music video. But I also totally get where Gaga was going with this video... And for an oppressive cold war-torn world, it certain...

Sixth-Graded Gaga-Beiber Hybrid Wows on YouTube

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If Lady Gaga weren’t famous…

GaGa is cooking with pure WIN

Thanks to my good friend Heat for pointing out this wonderfully delicious Cooking Mama parody art starring none other than Lady GaGa herself, complete with her "Telephone" get-up. I would definitely play a game about cooking poison honey for unsuspecting diner patrons. Major props to DeviantArt user capitannathan for his sexy portrayal of the freak bitch.

Lady GaGa and Beyoncé do gay porn.

Not really, but wouldn't that be great? Anyway, the buzz around the block is that the diner used as the set for Lady GaGa's new "Telephone" video was apparently the exact same set used on not one, but TWO different gay porn films. Comparison photos can be found here. (Don't click on that, Mom. You'll see pictures of a grown man's doodle.) It seems almost fitting for GaGa to prance around on a cesspool of man-on-man salacity, but there's something almost unclean about the thought of Beyoncé slidi...

“Telephone” music video is pretty much awesome

"I told you she didn't have a dick." Oh, GaGa... Your personality is so Tarantino. The official music video (i.e., not the endless parodies) for "Telephone" has been released today. If you're unaware, this is the sequel to the video for "Paparazzi" (seen here). Sure, the lyrics don't correlate with the video at all... But she's wearing sunglasses made of cigarettes and using Coca Cola cans as hair rollers! This is a freak bitch, baby... And she take'n Beyo with her!

Neutra Face: An Ode to a Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

Hello, auditorium of empty seats. Why yes, despite the general lack of a demographic, I am going to continue this performance. Although I have been away... That's what happens to you when the video-gaming entertainment industry decides to release a ton of games at the same time, all tailor-made to tickle my fancy specifically. And with Final Fantasy XIII heading my way in the next couple of days, I can almost guarantee that my Cocktail presence will be even more non-existent. But I am still devo...

A Bad Romance parody so fun that Gaga herself tweeted about it.

It makes me wish I had a video camera when I was in high school... (Thanks Joel for pointing this out to me. You're mmm mmm smexy.)

Lady Gaga’s Christmas Album and other fun parodies

There's a collective dream among Lady Gaga fans that she'll one day put out a Christmas album. Sure, she already teamed up with Space Cowboy to give us the quirky and naughty "Christmas Tree," but I want a full-fledged album full of raunchy Gaga fun. In the meantime, we can enjoy this parody video of what a Lady Gaga Christmas album may be like, with such classics as "LoveSleigh," "Bad Snowmans," and "Ho-Ho-Hoker Face." In other news, my boss (Miss Yetina Octavia Dubois Harris Hyphen J...

“Telephone” to be Lady Gaga’s next single

UPDATE: I finally found Gagapedia, a Wikia dedicated to Lady Gaga. And upon it, I discovered that Gaga herself has confirmed "Speechless" will be an eventual single. I knew it... Lady GaGa also confirmed in A Billy Bush interview that the ballad "Speechless" is going to be released as a single. The song encouraged her through her father's heart surgery. Joe Germanotta, her father, loves the song when performed by Lady GaGa on her grand piano. I love you, G... But this may break your consis...