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Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Official Music Video

Gaga struts around without make-up, wearing bad math teacher wigs and AK-40's on her cha-cha's. Hot guys with bowl cuts prance around in speedos and stilettos. Simply put, I love this freak bitch SO much. Yeah, the video is weird. I can't help but chuckle at some of the design choices. And I'm endlessly amazed at how Gaga can double the length of a 4 minute song for a music video. But I also totally get where Gaga was going with this video... And for an oppressive cold war-torn world, it certain...

Sixth-Graded Gaga-Beiber Hybrid Wows on YouTube

http://www.popeater.com/2010/05/11/greyson-michael-chance-paparazzi-video-lady-gaga-bieber/?sms_ss=facebook

If Lady Gaga weren’t famous…

Priest Off

Malpractice with Dr. Mario

“Telephone” music video is pretty much awesome

"I told you she didn't have a dick." Oh, GaGa... Your personality is so Tarantino. The official music video (i.e., not the endless parodies) for "Telephone" has been released today. If you're unaware, this is the sequel to the video for "Paparazzi" (seen here). Sure, the lyrics don't correlate with the video at all... But she's wearing sunglasses made of cigarettes and using Coca Cola cans as hair rollers! This is a freak bitch, baby... And she take'n Beyo with her!

Neutra Face: An Ode to a Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

Hello, auditorium of empty seats. Why yes, despite the general lack of a demographic, I am going to continue this performance. Although I have been away... That's what happens to you when the video-gaming entertainment industry decides to release a ton of games at the same time, all tailor-made to tickle my fancy specifically. And with Final Fantasy XIII heading my way in the next couple of days, I can almost guarantee that my Cocktail presence will be even more non-existent. But I am still devo...

Turn the tub around ♫

I love you Megan Mullally, you and your ability to make a butter commercial the coolest thing since sliced bread. (See what I did there?) Thanks go to Eric and his Facebook for turning me on to this.

What the fuck are they putting in Friskies nowadays?

It's like that cat stepped into the afterlife of The Lovely Bones.

Lady Gaga is too easy to parody…

... but it doesn't make it any less fun! Thanks again, smexy Joel.