Cocktail Onions

My two cents on Adam Glambert and his amazing technicolor jackassery.

Update 2: Upon faux-bickering with my work-wife (and raging Lambert-holic), it appears that I got some of my facts wrong in this post. So... Maybe any points I attempted to make in this post are moot now. But I still don't like the guy. Update: I've since been informed that ABC was not aware of Lambert's intentions from the rehearsals; all of the controversial moments in his performance were pure spontaneity. So then, although my position on networks and their responsibility to their audience...

Lick My Ears: Lady Gaga VS Adam Lambert

Now let me disclaim this post by making it very clear that I have not watched American Idol since Chris Daughtry's season. Which means I also completely missed out on America's collective orgasm for Adam Lambert last season. Actually, that's partly a lie; I watched an episode near the end of the season for some reason, and in terms of hotness, Kris Allen was the unanimous victor in my book. (Although that's not exactly a fair comparison... I can't tell if there's a man, a woman, or even a human ...