Now let me disclaim this post by making it very clear that I have not watched American Idol since Chris Daughtry's season. Which means I also completely missed out on America's collective orgasm for Adam Lambert last season. Actually, that's partly a lie; I watched an episode near the end of the season for some reason, and in terms of hotness, Kris Allen was the unanimous victor in my book. (Although that's not exactly a fair comparison... I can't tell if there's a man, a woman, or even a human ...