Cocktail Onions

Nintendo announces the ‘Nintendo 3DS’

I guess 3-D gaming is the next big thing. I'm at least glad I never invested into the Nintendo DSi or the DS Lite... I'm still rocking the clunky original DS model, complete with sticky buttons from when I spilled red soda on it a few years back. Nintendo World Report... uhm, reports... In a surprise announcement, Nintendo Co., Ltd. released a brief teaser regarding their next portable system. Tentatively called the Nintendo 3DS, the system features three-dimensional gameplay without the n...

Malpractice with Dr. Mario

Weekly Onion Round-Up 1/23

I haven't been writing a tremendous amount lately considering my 50-60 hour work weeks. (Hey, Papa needs a new computer.) For that, I do apologize. I wanted to start a sort of weekly wrap-up thing-a-ma-bob for quick little tidbits I've collected throughout the week (mostly gaming-related) that I find particularly interesting. I call it the "Weekly Onion Round-Up." For its debut however, everything is going to be fairly... outdated. So if any of this is old news (for, you know, the three peopl...

Ever wanted to help greased-up flamboyant bodybuilders squeeze through tight holes?

Well now you can! *thumbs up* (But not in the way my absolutely appropriate and in no-way suggestive title portrays. Friggin pervert.) It's called Muscle March. It's a WiiWare game by Namco Bandai. (You can see the Katamari influence, can-chya?) It's basically a gay little adventure where a football jock steals some protein powder from some flamboyant body builders, and they must chase after him through the city in their speedos. As the football jock tackles his way through walls (leaving ho...

New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Fame Monster awesome-ized my Sunday

November so far is proving to be a very fun month. I got to see TSO a couple weeks ago with the whole damn-fam, and now we're commencing the fun winter nerd-releases. I started the morning off by picking up my reserved copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, one of Nintendo's most highly anticipated Wii titles, and definitely their holiday seller this year. And if there was such a thing as an enhanced "Best Of" experience for Mario, this is it. If you have a Wii, simple hand-eye coordination, and an ...