Cocktail Onions

Neutra Face: An Ode to a Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

Hello, auditorium of empty seats. Why yes, despite the general lack of a demographic, I am going to continue this performance. Although I have been away... That's what happens to you when the video-gaming entertainment industry decides to release a ton of games at the same time, all tailor-made to tickle my fancy specifically. And with Final Fantasy XIII heading my way in the next couple of days, I can almost guarantee that my Cocktail presence will be even more non-existent. But I am still devo...

Lady Gaga VS Cartman VS Christopher Walken

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If you don't know anything about me, and your mind only has the capacity to retain one key point about my personality, I suggest you fill such a void with the understanding that I absolutely adore Lady Gaga. G is my B, yo. So it's no surprise that I'm biting at the bit waiting for her new album The Fame Monster to release. From the three songs that have leaked/released early already ("Alejandro," "Dance in the Dark," and her current single "Bad Romance"), this is going to be one very fun albu...