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“Telephone” music video is pretty much awesome

"I told you she didn't have a dick." Oh, GaGa... Your personality is so Tarantino. The official music video (i.e., not the endless parodies) for "Telephone" has been released today. If you're unaware, this is the sequel to the video for "Paparazzi" (seen here). Sure, the lyrics don't correlate with the video at all... But she's wearing sunglasses made of cigarettes and using Coca Cola cans as hair rollers! This is a freak bitch, baby... And she take'n Beyo with her!

“Telephone” to be Lady Gaga’s next single

UPDATE: I finally found Gagapedia, a Wikia dedicated to Lady Gaga. And upon it, I discovered that Gaga herself has confirmed "Speechless" will be an eventual single. I knew it... Lady GaGa also confirmed in A Billy Bush interview that the ballad "Speechless" is going to be released as a single. The song encouraged her through her father's heart surgery. Joe Germanotta, her father, loves the song when performed by Lady GaGa on her grand piano. I love you, G... But this may break your consis...

New Super Mario Bros. Wii and The Fame Monster awesome-ized my Sunday

November so far is proving to be a very fun month. I got to see TSO a couple weeks ago with the whole damn-fam, and now we're commencing the fun winter nerd-releases. I started the morning off by picking up my reserved copy of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, one of Nintendo's most highly anticipated Wii titles, and definitely their holiday seller this year. And if there was such a thing as an enhanced "Best Of" experience for Mario, this is it. If you have a Wii, simple hand-eye coordination, and an ...

“Bad Romance” music video

Speaking of Lady Gaga, looks like the video for "Bad Romance" just came out! Gotta love her... She's a freak-bitch, baby! Lyrics in the cut... Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Caught in a bad romance Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Roma-roma-mamaa! Ga-ga-ooh-la-la! Want your bad romance I want your ugly I want your disease I want...

Poker Face parodies! ・∀・

If you don't know anything about me, and your mind only has the capacity to retain one key point about my personality, I suggest you fill such a void with the understanding that I absolutely adore Lady Gaga. G is my B, yo. So it's no surprise that I'm biting at the bit waiting for her new album The Fame Monster to release. From the three songs that have leaked/released early already ("Alejandro," "Dance in the Dark," and her current single "Bad Romance"), this is going to be one very fun albu...