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Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” Official Music Video

Gaga struts around without make-up, wearing bad math teacher wigs and AK-40's on her cha-cha's. Hot guys with bowl cuts prance around in speedos and stilettos. Simply put, I love this freak bitch SO much. Yeah, the video is weird. I can't help but chuckle at some of the design choices. And I'm endlessly amazed at how Gaga can double the length of a 4 minute song for a music video. But I also totally get where Gaga was going with this video... And for an oppressive cold war-torn world, it certain...

REVIEW: 3D Dot Game Heroes – This is why I usually talk myself out of buying games… [REVISED]

For me, 3D Dot Game Heroes (herein known as 3DGH) was an investment of pure whim. It wasn’t until I saw some dot-composed heroes on my routine Mega Man blog-run that I had even heard of such a title. After some Wiki’ng, I learned what I needed to know. The game was supposed to be a gigantic homage to retro Nintendo games, particularly harking to the classic Legend of Zelda, with the added benefit of total character customization, and apparently it had been hyped-up for some time as the PS3 a...

Sixth-Graded Gaga-Beiber Hybrid Wows on YouTube

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Marvel VS Capcom 3 announced

It will be released on the PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 video game console in 2011. Marvel VS Capcom 3 is Capcom's fifth installment in their versus series to feature Marvel characters, and the first to feature 3D graphics. Like its predecessor, it will feature a three-on-three tag-team based fighting system. Capcom has promised a robust storyline for the game. The soundtrack also boasts over 100 tracks, including rearrangements from previous MvC tunes, as well as new ones. (No more Ridge Racer so...

If Lady Gaga weren’t famous…

Priest Off

Ricky Martin officially comes out.

Yeah, that's right. Ricky Marty is officially on our team. (I guess it's better than some of the other trash we have over here on the dark side...) In other news, the sky is blue.

Nintendo announces the ‘Nintendo 3DS’

I guess 3-D gaming is the next big thing. I'm at least glad I never invested into the Nintendo DSi or the DS Lite... I'm still rocking the clunky original DS model, complete with sticky buttons from when I spilled red soda on it a few years back. Nintendo World Report... uhm, reports... In a surprise announcement, Nintendo Co., Ltd. released a brief teaser regarding their next portable system. Tentatively called the Nintendo 3DS, the system features three-dimensional gameplay without the n...

GaGa is cooking with pure WIN

Thanks to my good friend Heat for pointing out this wonderfully delicious Cooking Mama parody art starring none other than Lady GaGa herself, complete with her "Telephone" get-up. I would definitely play a game about cooking poison honey for unsuspecting diner patrons. Major props to DeviantArt user capitannathan for his sexy portrayal of the freak bitch.

Malpractice with Dr. Mario